Letter from the Govenor

Some of you know that I, along with all Nevada state employees, are receiving a 6% pay cut due to a poor economy. I just got a letter from the Governor (below). Apparently he is going to give us some resources to help us cope with the pay cut. See his letter below:

Important Notice to All State Employees and Teachers!

All State employees will now be required to look happy while working, even after your pay and benefits have been reduced . State-approved supplies will be provided to each State employee at little or no cost to meet this new requirement.

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

Fig 2.

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Fig 3.

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a low pay productive work day with a smile on your face!

Cheers!

-The Governor